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Jupiter Ascending
Jupiter Jones originates from the night sky and her fate was to bring great change to the world, but all seems unlikely even as time goes by.
11 January 1978, Kansas City, Missouri, USA
23 April 1987, Brighton, East Sussex, England, UK
25 September 1964, Clontarf, Dublin, Ireland
1984, Portsmouth, Hampshire, England, UK
1971, London, England, UK
27 February 1976, Nigeria
24 July 1965, Irvine, Ayrshire, Scotland, UK
25 April 1980, Whitby, North Yorkshire, England, UK
16 May 1967, Singapore
25 May 1978, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
1958, Buckinghamshire, England, UK
21 August 1979, Long Island, New York, USA
6 January 1982, London, England, UK
May 30, 2016
The storytelling is clumsy, the characters are befuddling, and the Wachowskis' action sequences - once so graceful and thrilling - are ugly, noisy, and worst of all, boring.
July 14, 2016
The most disappointing aspect of Jupiter Ascending is, surprisingly, its action sequences.
February 06, 2015
Don't even get me started on the aliens, many of whom would have been turned away from the cantina door in Mos Eisley.
June 03, 2016
'Jupiter Ascending' is a thematic cornucopia of 'Star Wars/Trek/Gate,' 'The Matrix,' 'Predator,' 'Wolf,' even 'Turbo' (the snail cartoon), and at least seven more.
February 26, 2015
Where were the Guardians of the Galaxy when we needed them? If only they had prevented the disastrous atrocity that is "Jupiter Ascending" from infiltrating Earth's movie theaters before it was too late!
February 06, 2015
Jupiter Ascending is inane from first frame to last - the dialogue is so clunky, I wondered if George Lucas had been brought in to do the rewrite.
April 25, 2017
Despite its visual beauty, Jupiter Ascending it's more exhausting than captivating. [Full review in Spanish]
February 09, 2015
The Wachowskis create a churning, swooping C.G.I. universe that's decorated to the corners of the frame without taste or imagination.
February 10, 2015
A lot of people spent a lot of time and a lot of money making a lot of movie, but there's not much there.
