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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
The story follows two American soldiers, Duke and Ripcord, who join the G.I. Joe Team, a top secret, international special forces unit, after being attacked by MARS troops. Duke and Ripcord must prove that they are Real American Heroes, by stopping the launch of metal-eating 'Nanomite' warheads before an evil organization called 'Cobra' uses them to take over the world.
17 May 1982, Vietnam
7 February 1970, Cork, Ireland
4 December 1976, Houston, Texas, USA
19 November 1984, Spain
15 November 1963, Chicago, Illinois, USA
12 July 1970, Seoul, South Korea
28 July 1973, Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
1 June 1947, Holywell, Flintshire, Wales, UK
20 August 1964, USA
8 January 1980, Augusta, Maine, USA
26 August 1973, Eustis, Florida, USA
2 November 1973, Monroe, Michigan, USA
17 February 1981, Los Angeles, California, USA
31 January 1965
2 November 1995, Pasadena, California, USA
October 27, 2010
Here comes GI Joe, a film so loud and dumb it makes Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen look like a Mike Leigh docudrama.
April 15, 2010
G.I. Joe: Rise Of Cobra is a very throwaway experience, likely to be forgotten by the film world very quickly.
June 02, 2010
Joe is the latest bloated float in Sommers's sad parade of cinematic shame...a glorified Cannon Films production with a nasty case of ADD."
March 23, 2013
A dull, passionless take on a property that any fan could have outdone with half the budget. No Joe!
August 09, 2010
As is usually the case, the seething bad guys make for far more "interesting" onscreen characters than the heroes.
August 11, 2009
Sometimes, a film defies conventional narrative and artistic standards so utterly that it seems unfair to judge it by them.... Consider this a tone poem in 40 scraps of dialogue.
April 04, 2011
It's about nothing, but who cares? It's the last big action movie of the summer and it does what it's supposed to do.
August 20, 2009
Loud, shiny, and critic-proof, this franchise launcher is basically Transformers minus the humanity.
August 11, 2009
It's just stupid and inept, which are not uncommon traits at the tail end of the summer movie season.
August 11, 2009
This pricey, juiceless pulp could never have been killed by critics, simply because it was already dead.
August 12, 2009
After a first hour that plays like a bad TV show, Sommers hits his groove with an over-the-top Paris chase sequence that, in turn, leads to an underwater finale that's absurdly overproduced, momentarily diverting, and then instantly forgettable.
August 14, 2009
[Director] Sommers did the first two chaotic Mummy remakes; those play like Tender Mercies compared to this one.
