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Vampires Suck
This movie is about an apprehensive teenager who is caught between two different supernatural beings that wants to have her. She encounters series of dramas with her friends.
4 January 1963, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
15 February 1986, Madison, Wisconsin, USA
24 February 1976, Mount Vernon, Illinois, USA
11 November 1971, Burbank, California, USA
24 November 1980, Dubai, United Arab Emirates
1 April 1970, Michigan, USA
18 February 1977, Chicago, Illinois, USA
18 September 1985, New York, USA
19 February 1985, Winter Park, Florida, USA
24 October 1984, Wisconsin, USA
July 25, 2014
A witless, slavish pastiche of the series of romantic dramas based on Stephenie Meyer's Twilight novels. It is a knowing film that knows nothing about comedy.June 03, 2013
I know comedy is subjective, so grant me that Vampires Suck just did not make me laugh. It probably doesn't help that, as a spoof on the Twilight franchise, it's making fun of movies I also don't enjoy.January 06, 2014
For the most part, the jokes are mildly relevant at leastJuly 25, 2014
It's been two whole years since the team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer subjected us to one of its godawful parodies. Alas, the vacation is over.July 25, 2014
Vampires Suck, and films like it, not only fail to parody elements of contemporary society, they barely spoof the genre they are trying to mock.August 26, 2010
This movie sucks more.July 25, 2014
With the level of humor here running to flatulence jokes, groin kicks and high-school smart-aleck cracks, their movie does, indeed, (surely no other critic in the world will be this clever) SUCK!June 03, 2013
It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny.August 23, 2010
Below bottom-of-the-barrel.August 19, 2010
Plenty of gags fall flat, but writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer... have tapped the vein more effectively than their norm, with enjoyable details and on-the-mark senseless brutality.October 13, 2010
A few broader references might have made this punishing one-note trawl through the eminently spoofable tween-vamp saga slightly more watchable.June 03, 2013
All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof.