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Scary Movie 5
Scary Movie is directed by Malcolm Lee who teamed up and worked side by side with legendary comedy director David Zucker. This films is back with hilarious send-ups of the latest and greatest horror movies, featuring the biggest celebrities around including Ashley Tisdale, Charlie Sheen, and Snoop Dogg.


















20 October 1971, Long Beach, California, USA

8 June 1969, Fresno, California, USA


19 September 1977, Florida, USA


11 March 1975, Cleveland, Ohio, USA


12 June 1977, Florida, USA

19 January 1992, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA

30 June 1960, Brooklyn, New York, USA

19 September 1988, Wyckoff, New Jersey, USA




8 October 1955, Melbourne, Florida, USA

30 July 1968, Flint, Michigan, USA


9 March 1987, Columbus, Ohio, USA


30 June 1966, Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA

23 May 1982, Shaker Heights, Ohio, USA


2 July 1985, West Deal, New Jersey, USA

18 December 1961, Columbia, South Carolina, USA

17 February 1974, New York City, New York, USA



August 19, 2013
Scary Movie 5 is a reprehensible excuse of a comedy and should barely be considered a film since it's of such poor quality. They don't make a dunce cap big enough for individuals this idiotic.
May 04, 2013
Enough. Please.
July 12, 2013
A boldly uninspired torrent of halfhearted slapstick, interminable poop jokes, and pointless pop-culture references, a veritable tsunami of idiocy.
April 17, 2016
Every penny that "Scary Movie V" earns is cinematic blood money, looted from the pockets of unsuspecting moviegoers.
August 15, 2013
Railing against Scary Movie V for diminishing the series' standards would be as effective as criticising Brooke Hogan for disgracing her proud family name. And yet, the fifth instalment of the Scary Movie franchise does do that.
April 12, 2013
A film composed almost entirely of jokes that were much funnier when you read them on Twitter years ago.
October 16, 2013
The writers are on auto pilot once more, relying on the "It's familiar, so it must be funny" routine...
April 14, 2013
The latest installment of the slick, highly profitable parody franchise.
April 12, 2013
Like so much of this whole series, the mere mention of a familiar pop culture figure or title is supposed to be hilarious.
April 12, 2013
Scary Movie 5 must be some kind of psychological experiment. Perhaps the filmmakers sat in a lab, rubbing their temples while wondering aloud how awful they could make a movie and still score at the box office.
April 13, 2013
For the art-house crowd, who may, I suppose, stumble drunk into the wrong theater after too much Chardonnay, there are nods to Black Swan and 127 Hours.
April 14, 2013
It's supposed to be funny, but you'd have an easier time reading a zombie's pulse than you would finding a single good laugh ...