Principal Lewis, Dr. Kalgary, Nameless Bum, Black Dick, Black Francine, Coma Patient, Ferris Wheel Guy, Homosexual Giant, Jerry, Monty...

Jeff Fischer, Jeff Fisher, Donnie, Donnie Patterson, Glenn, Kidnapper

Cap'n Monty

Lisa Silver

Jackson, Charlie, Faziz, Announcer #2, Cleveland Brown, Guy 1, Kid Doctor, Maitre D', Maitre D' Green Bonneville, Michael Moore...

Avery Bullock, Avery Bullock as B, Patrick Stewart, Police Academy Chief

Casey, Michelle, Thundercat, Woman, Alien, Brett Morris' Wife, Carmen Selectra, Concession Counter Girl, Diane, Female Robot...

Lisa Silver, Becky Arangino

Himself, The Hot Tub

Toshi Yoshida, Asian Man, Toshi as S' Assistant

Rusty

Betty Smith, Marylin Thacker

Steve Smith, Midget Assassin, Frat Guy, Steve Smith as S, A Wolverine, Cheesy Guy, George Kidney, Jockey with Goatee, Kid on Plane, Scott LaRose

Mah Mah

Barry Robinson, A Wolverine, Manny, Spike, William

Father Donovan

Jessica, Lily, Lisa Silver, Sorority Girl

Sharri Rothberg

General Juanito Pequeño

Various

Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin, Alan Greenspan, Stan Smith as Agent Stan Smith, Bill, Brian Griffin, Future Stan, Glenn Quagmire, God...

June Rosewood

Mia

Hayley Smith, Barb Hanson, Hayley Smith as Ms. Peacenickel, Reshma, Actress, Barbra Streisand, Deborah, Gertie, Guest #2, Gypsy Woman...

Jack Smith

Snot Lonstein, Eli Weisel, Snot, Snot as S' Assistant