Himself, The Hot Tub

Jeff Fischer, Jeff Fisher, Donnie, Donnie Patterson, Glenn, Kidnapper

Jackson, Charlie, Faziz, Announcer #2, Cleveland Brown, Guy 1, Kid Doctor, Maitre D', Maitre D' Green Bonneville, Michael Moore...

Gwen Ling

Toshi Yoshida, Asian Man, Toshi as S' Assistant

Avery Bullock, Avery Bullock as B, Patrick Stewart, Police Academy Chief

Dick, Charles the Hunchback, Wilbur Kentucky

Berco, The Falcon, Wolf Poacher

Rusty

Principal Lewis, Dr. Kalgary, Nameless Bum, Black Dick, Black Francine, Coma Patient, Ferris Wheel Guy, Homosexual Giant, Jerry, Monty...

General Juanito Pequeño

Sharri Rothberg

Steve Smith, Midget Assassin, Frat Guy, Steve Smith as S, A Wolverine, Cheesy Guy, George Kidney, Jockey with Goatee, Kid on Plane, Scott LaRose

Various

Barry Robinson, A Wolverine, Manny, Spike, William

Mah Mah

Betty Smith, Marylin Thacker

Jack Smith

Lisa Silver

Casey, Michelle, Thundercat, Woman, Alien, Brett Morris' Wife, Carmen Selectra, Concession Counter Girl, Diane, Female Robot...

Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Greg Corbin, Alan Greenspan, Stan Smith as Agent Stan Smith, Bill, Brian Griffin, Future Stan, Glenn Quagmire, God...

June Rosewood

Minstrel Krampus

Hayley Smith, Barb Hanson, Hayley Smith as Ms. Peacenickel, Reshma, Actress, Barbra Streisand, Deborah, Gertie, Guest #2, Gypsy Woman...

Anti-Christ, The Slow Janitor

Snot Lonstein, Eli Weisel, Snot, Snot as S' Assistant