Mitch Hedberg
Birthday: 24 February 1968, St. Paul, Minnesota, USA
Birth Name: Mitchell Lee Hedberg
Height: 185 cm
Mitch Hedberg was born in St. Paul, Minnesota, on February 24, 1968. He began his stand-up career in Florida, and after a period of honing his skills there he moved to Seattle and began touring. He so ...Show More
Whenever somebody hands me a flier, it's like they're saying, "Here, *you* throw this away."
Whenever somebody hands me a flier, it's like they're saying, "Here, *you* throw this away."
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later... Show more
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later....so, yeah.' Hide
If I worked at a grocery store and I saw a duck come in and take a loaf of bread with his beak, I'd Show more
If I worked at a grocery store and I saw a duck come in and take a loaf of bread with his beak, I'd let him go. Hide
Alcoholism is the only disease you can get yelled at for having. 'Damn it, Otto, you're an alcoholic Show more
Alcoholism is the only disease you can get yelled at for having. 'Damn it, Otto, you're an alcoholic.' 'Damn it, Otto, you have lupus.' One of those two doesn't sound right. Hide
I like escalators because they can't break down. They can only temporarily become stairs.
I like escalators because they can't break down. They can only temporarily become stairs.
I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist.
I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist.
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