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The Pacifier
Navy SEAL shane is suddenly face with shuffling between twohandful jobs that needs his attention, fending off foreign spies and keeping watch over the house and children of a scientist he failed to protect in the line of duty. He has to work undercover retrieving government vital secrets and handling five out of control children.
10 December 1987, Oakville, Ontario, Canada
18 January 1993, Burbank, California, USA
30 December 1969, Columbus, Ohio, USA
16 April 1969
18 June 1952, Cleveland, Ohio, USA
25 September 1963, Tenafly, New Jersey, USA
3 August 1984, Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
13 November 1955, New York City, New York, USA
27 August 1994, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
4 March 1962, Sollihull, England, UK
9 March 1986, Tampa, Florida, USA
October 18, 2008
It might have been a good career move for Diesel, who cut his teeth on high-octane action, but the script needs a lift and the direction feels lackluster.
October 03, 2006
full review in Greek
November 01, 2006
It's almost as if the writers got carried away with brainstorming all the funny things they could do with Vin Diesel's character.
December 28, 2010
A crass, crude, and overly-familiar comedy.
August 07, 2008
Diesel has amply shown his star presence already, and he may even have a flair for comedy (if Hulk Hogan did, why shouldn't he?), but he gets no chance to prove it here.
March 09, 2005
[An] unintentional fascist satire.
April 29, 2009
Though it does have a talented cast with occasionally charming moments, it's still bad, and brainless.
August 16, 2007
Per its title, The Pacifier will lull you to sleep.
March 09, 2005
A yawn-by-numbers romper-room dud that is nevertheless shrewd enough to tweak its star, Vin Diesel, for becoming a joke in less time than it took him to become an action hero.
March 07, 2005
It's so awful. This reminds me, every once in a while on television they'll show failed sitcom pilots that never got picked up by the networks, and this has the feel of something like that.
March 10, 2005
There is no pleasure, guilty or otherwise, to be found in The Pacifier.
September 26, 2005
At one point, Diesel literally wades into a rancid sewer and emerges covered in feces, an image that sadly doubles as a metaphor for his career.
