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The Hottie and the Nottie
Nate Cooper (Joel David Moore) has never gotten over his first crush from elementary school, Cristabelle (Paris Hilton). Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, only to discover true beauty is what he truly looks for.
4 March 1970, Galveston, Texas, USA
17 February 1977, White Plains, New York, USA
26 November 1948, St. Louis, Missouri, USA
15 February 1984, Woodstock, Virginia, USA
24 January 1977, Tallinn, USSR [now Estonia]
13 August 1979, New York City, New York, USA
3 November 1980, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
17 February 1981, New York City, New York, USA
5 August 1999
25 January 1979, Dallas, Texas, USA
18 September 1996
21 November 2001, Mission Hills, California, USA
March 08, 2011
A person famous only because of the intense lack of basic decency with which she has pursued fame would obviously want to play the most beautiful conceivable human being.May 19, 2008
The sort of comedy that could only have been produced by aliens whose only knowledge of earth comes from TMZ.com, VH1 reality shows, and Dane Cook movies.May 19, 2008
an insult to mankindJanuary 06, 2014
Just about everything about it feels made for viewing at home, a fact underscored by the porn star monotone that is Hilton's 'acting' voice.June 01, 2008
I just kept thinking about Daniel Day-Lewis and Marlon Brando when I watched Paris Hilton's acting performance in this film (can you sense the sarcasm?).February 08, 2008
[The film] regularly grinds to a halt just so Putnam can capture Hilton running, sunning or simply posing -- usually in slow motion.April 04, 2011
Hard time in the joint can change a person. Make them worse sometimes. And it would appear that this is Hilton's idea of revenge on a world she feels has done her wrong.March 28, 2008
A stark yet comforting reminder that cold, hard cash is no substitute for cold, hard talent. 'The Hottie and the Nottie' is an execrable Z-grade eugenics parable moonlighting as a sexy, disposable date movie.February 08, 2008
Imagine the worst movie you've ever seen. Got it? Now try to think of something worse. That something is this movie -- wretched, embarrassing and a waste of the time and energy of everyone involved.February 08, 2008
Hottie goes from insufferable to downright intolerable. While it pays lip service to inner beauty, the movie winds up as a feature-length advertisement for cosmetic surgery.February 08, 2008
It looks like it was shot on middle school AV club equipment, and the jokes, aiming for gross-out value, are merely sad.February 11, 2008
It is excruciatingly, painfully, horribly, terribly awful.