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Ted (2012)
Johns birth wish finally comes to reality as his teddy finally comes alive. He would have to pick between a living teddy and Lori.
13 July 1962, East Syracuse, New York, USA
29 December 1947, San Diego, California, USA
30 March 1979, New York City, New York, USA
14 December 1988, India
15 July 1982, Ketchikan, Alaska, USA
13 July 1940, Mirfield, Yorkshire, England, UK
13 October 1964, Chicago, Illinois, USA
25 August 1933, Detroit, Michigan, USA
June 23, 2013
Soulless, angry-white-guy comedy at its worst. This is a smug, nasty little number.
June 30, 2013
A surprisingly funny and crude comedy about a man's relationship with a talking teddy bear.
June 02, 2013
I was expecting something more than repetitive jokes, incessant pop culture references and rampant misogyny.
June 29, 2012
The idea of a toy that comes to life - and then won't go away - isn't a bad one. Too bad that "Ted" manages to overstay its welcome without ever really coming to life itself.
June 28, 2013
It is a film that seems to have an endless middle.
July 31, 2012
Sure, MacFarlane, you can make us laugh, but it's time to grow up. Seriously.
April 17, 2016
The movie is hilarious in fits and starts, but nothing is sustained and every joke, funny or not, is delivered with the dial up to 11.
May 03, 2015
Very funny until all of the sudden it's not anymore.
June 29, 2012
I tried to resist but couldn't.
June 29, 2012
You'll feel the warmth and camaraderie of a Bostonian and his little sentient bear.
