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Stan Helsing
The life of a young courageous guy, Stan Helsing, who works at a video tape store and seems to be the descendant of the great vampires hunter, has been changed completely, during the valentine day, when a group of six dangerous vampires attack them.
26 July 1975, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
4 November 1959, Saskatchewan, Canada
1 January 1987, British Columbia, Canada
19 August 1975, British Columbia, Canada
7 November 1960, Montreal, Quebec, Canada
30 June 1981, Louisville, Kentucky, USA
5 August 1984, Ladysmith, British Columbia, Canada
25 May 1982, Medicine Hat, Alberta, Canada
12 July 1977, San Antonio, Texas, USA
12 June 1978, Paraparaumu, New Zealand
July 06, 2010
In other words, you have to be a teenaged male or totally baked to appreciate this movie. Probably both.
October 29, 2009
Puerile, yes, but rooted sincerely in character, this well cast comedy lampoons contemporary film audiences' familiarity with the horror genre without ever stooping to senselessly overloaded referential gags.
October 30, 2009
At least the Scary Movie features had a budget and filmmakers with some genre battle scars. Stan Helsing is more Friedberg/Seltzer territory: random, agonizingly desperate, and dripping with laziness.
August 15, 2011
A darkly humorous horror comedy that fails to re-ignite the spark that made Scary Movie so much fun.
November 05, 2009
Its target audience is without question people who are just looking for a mindless good time and horny teenagers who find fart jokes to be the epitome of humor.
October 23, 2009
How do you make fun of boredom without being boring? Well, that's a tall task requiring lots of smarts and even more artistry.
August 13, 2010
[Director] Zenga really seems to be enamored with the genre he's satirizing embedding these gags in to the scripts instead of just tossing them at us waiting for us to laugh...
December 07, 2009
Like garlic, holy water and silver bullets for our mythic evildoers, Stan Helsing is a surefire repellent to any good time.
October 23, 2009
By the time we reach the climactic karaoke smackdown, we have learned more about Freddy Kruegerâ(TM)s personal hygiene challenges -- and how to make a shockingly bad movie -- than we ever wanted to know.
October 23, 2009
Mostly the gags are unfortunate and amateurish, but this micro-budget flick at least has a semi-coherent plot and every 10 minutes or so there's a flash of wit.
October 23, 2009
If there's one thing of which the cinematic world doesn't need more, it's horror movie spoofs.
October 26, 2009
If Stan does nothing else, it should at least get its four leads some attention.
