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Miss March
On the night that he and his high-school sweetheart, Cindi, plan to consummate their love, Eugene whacks his head and falls into a coma. Four years later he wakes up to hear that she has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines, Play Boy!
9 January 1967, Houston, Texas, USA
10 March 1984, La Mesa, California, USA
31 December 1965, Houston, Texas, USA
2 November 1975, Denver, Colorado, USA
2 December 1972, El Paso, Texas, USA
21 December 1981, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
6 June 1986, Los Angeles, California, USA
22 December 1995, Miami, Florida, USA
14 May 1974, Westwood, California, USA
8 January 1979, Fort Worth, Texas, USA
7 October 1995, Arlington, Texas, USA
31 March 1983, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
19 July 1980, Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA
1 August 1975, Hollywood, California, USA
13 March 1980, Los Angeles, California, USA
14 January 1997, Dayton, Ohio, USA
September 25, 2009
At its best, this lewder, cruder spin on last year's "Sex Drive" has a disarmingly daffy shaggy-dog touch a la "Half-Baked" or "The Brothers Solomon." But by the time a woman enjoys champagne spiked with dog urine, "Miss March" is all turn-offs.
September 11, 2009
Miss March must be a contender for worst film of the year. It's so poor that you begin to suspect it's a pastiche.
September 11, 2009
If this film were as racist as it is sexist (which it very nearly is), it would be a buddy movie about the madcap antics of two Klan members on a lynching spree. Appalling. If we could give it zero out of five, we would.
July 06, 2010
Definitely worth seeing if you like a good gross-out film/ sex comedy.
September 18, 2009
Some of the lewdest, unfunniest jokes ever made, and at the end one feels in need of a stiff drink, a hot shower and a lesson in selective amnesia.
March 16, 2009
Forget March, this one misses by a mile.
January 01, 2010
The movie's over-use of poop and pee is further evidence of its desperation.
September 11, 2009
A crude, crass, virtually laugh-free sex comedy.
March 16, 2009
Anyone who goes to see Miss March hoping for a voyeuristic, '80-flavored T&A smutfest will be sorely disappointed.
March 16, 2009
The movie's aiming for the drunken college crowd but most of the gags have the nervous, giggly idiocy of two middle-school kids flipping through dad's Playboy.
March 16, 2009
Forget waterboarding -- just show Guantanamo detainees Miss March and they'll say anything.
March 19, 2009
Hugh Hefner shows up to give an addled lecture after Eugene and Tucker make it to the Playboy Mansion, and you think: Wasn't it just last summer that he so sweetly played himself in The House Bunny?
