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Cockneys vs Zombies
The film explores the story of a group of orientalists made up of bank robbers and pensioners. Everyone is fighting their way out of the zombie-infested London. All these people must reach the retirement home and escape before it is too late.
10 January 1964, Ashton-under-Lyne, Greater Manchester, England, UK
October 31, 2013
Maybe it's me, but after all the bloated, clanging, FX-driven summer tent poles, I'm partial to a gentle genre horror comedy that has gooey guts - but doesn't throw the heart out with the steaming entrails.
August 07, 2013
A satisfying, enormously likable genre cocktail, Cockneys vs. Zombies not only delivers upon its title promise, but does so with wit and fleet-of-foot aplomb.
August 20, 2013
[Blu-ray Review] Director Matthias Hoene gives the derivative tale a refreshing wit to go along with the flit pacing and imaginative gore.
January 08, 2016
Cockneys vs. Zombies doesn't offer much ingenuity in the zombie subgenre, but it's a rather enjoyable movie if you're looking for foul-mouthed, gun-toting octogenarians battling hordes of the undead with a caper twist thrown in for good measure.
August 30, 2013
This low-budget entry doesn't add much to the overpopulated recent roster of zombie flicks
August 01, 2013
The oldsters are feisty - a gun-totin' granny is played by Pussy Galore herself, "Goldfinger's" Honor Blackman - but the shtick's as flat as old ale.
August 26, 2015
This frantic lark is a bit more clever and a lot more amiable than most of what passes for "zom-com" these days.
August 02, 2013
You may protest that this is just a splattery feature-length sketch, and you'd be absolutely right. Why not have a laugh at this absurdly trite concept?
July 31, 2013
"Cockneys vs. Zombies" might as well be "Babies vs. Zombies" or "Cats vs. Zombies" - strictly for addicts who don't care where their undead fix comes from.
July 30, 2013
Weightless as a bag of crisps, this matinee fare offers more laughs than scares.
August 01, 2013
[Hoene] set out to make a funny, fast-moving gross-out zombie flick, nothing beyond that, and he has succeeded with style.
August 01, 2013
As subtle as its title, "Cockneys vs. Zombies" is mildly funny and easily likable.
